Then you better get to work! In the gym!! and quit the culinary department for the phys ed . . .!!! or return to OZ, where an 8 is a 15!! (but we'd miss you. . . and we would all cry rivers. . . is that enough of an ego boost?)
"If you can't do something well, you might as well learn to enjoy doing it poorly." -- from a de-motivational poster, but I find it oddly liberating!