ricardo
06-17-2006, 12:42 AM
This is my oath......I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; because you are my friend.
1) When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry b@$tard who made you sad.
2) When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3) When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4) When you are scared -- I will try to calm your nerves, unless it is something silly then I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5) When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6) When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7) When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8) When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy @$$, but then will help you get up.
Remember:
-- a good friend will help you move
-- a REALLY good friend will help you move a body
(let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel)
Friendship is like peeing your pants -- everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
Have a great weekend!
1) When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry b@$tard who made you sad.
2) When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3) When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4) When you are scared -- I will try to calm your nerves, unless it is something silly then I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5) When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6) When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7) When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8) When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy @$$, but then will help you get up.
Remember:
-- a good friend will help you move
-- a REALLY good friend will help you move a body
(let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel)
Friendship is like peeing your pants -- everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
Have a great weekend!